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Title: Teaching Young Bots Old Tricks
AKA: Ratchet, Ironhide, and Kup Do The Autobots
Pairing(s): This part; none. Whole fic: MANY AND VARIOUS
Continuity: Transformers live-action movie. Takes places after the '07 movie and ignores the events of ROTF. Also features/references G1 characters and events.
Warnings: NOT Work Safe. Graphic descriptions of non-sticky/plug n' play robot sex. Slash, het*, mentions of mech-preg. No beta, questionable humor. Please don't take this too seriously, because I'm not.
Summary: After the AllSpark's destruction, it was thought to be the end of the Cybertronian race. But there is another way -- a method of reproduction not practiced in hundreds of thousands of years and known only to the oldest mechs. Now it is up to them to instruct the clueless younger generation with a very hands on approach.
Written for [this prompt] on the Transformers Kink Meme.
[Part 1]
( His life being what it was, Ratchet was deeply familiar with the urge to knock Sideswipe to the ground and either step on him repeatedly or bludgeon him about the helm with the nearest tool, depending on how deeply the frontliner had managed to frag him off this time around. )
AKA: Ratchet, Ironhide, and Kup Do The Autobots
Pairing(s): This part; none. Whole fic: MANY AND VARIOUS
Continuity: Transformers live-action movie. Takes places after the '07 movie and ignores the events of ROTF. Also features/references G1 characters and events.
Warnings: NOT Work Safe. Graphic descriptions of non-sticky/plug n' play robot sex. Slash, het*, mentions of mech-preg. No beta, questionable humor. Please don't take this too seriously, because I'm not.
Summary: After the AllSpark's destruction, it was thought to be the end of the Cybertronian race. But there is another way -- a method of reproduction not practiced in hundreds of thousands of years and known only to the oldest mechs. Now it is up to them to instruct the clueless younger generation with a very hands on approach.
Written for [this prompt] on the Transformers Kink Meme.
[Part 1]
( His life being what it was, Ratchet was deeply familiar with the urge to knock Sideswipe to the ground and either step on him repeatedly or bludgeon him about the helm with the nearest tool, depending on how deeply the frontliner had managed to frag him off this time around. )