A Goose

Title: N/A
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Pairing: Riku/Sora
Tags: Short Fics, Angst, Crack, AU, Crossover, NSFW/Smut,
Words: 711 (collectively)

Prompt:

Write 9 different categories of fic, in as few words as possible.

This is a re-post from 2009.

( my idea of Crack might have changed a bit since then but it is what it is )

Title:All Applicants Welcome
Continuity: Marvel G1 inspired pre-war AU
Pairings: Bluestreak + Thundercracker/Skywarp,
Warnings: General; robotic versions of depression and anxiety, graphic p'n'p, violence, genocide, questionable humor, no beta, polyamory.

Summary: Destitute and desperate, Bluestreak becomes the Cybertronian equivalent of a mail-order bride. A story about politics.

Part: [One | Two | Three]
Mirror: [AO3]

( In which there is an orientation and some awkward meetings )

Title:All Applicants Welcome
Continuity: Marvel G1 inspired pre-war AU
Pairings: Bluestreak + Thundercracker/Skywarp,
Warnings: this chapter: implied p'n'p. Overall; robotic versions of depression and anxiety, graphic p'n'p, violence, genocide, questionable humor, no beta.

Summary: Destitute and desperate, Bluestreak becomes the Cybertronian equivalent of a mail-order bride. A story about politics.

Part: [One | Two]
Mirror: [AO3]

Notes: I DID IT. Wow. All right; this is my initial post so I can do a better review for errors and have some more time to keep obsessing over any awkwardness in the writing. It'll go up on FF.net and AO3 tomorrow. Many and multiple thanks again to moonsheen for support and advice on a transitional scene that was giving me headaches.

And further big, loud, glittery THANK YOUs to everyone who's read, commented on, or in anyway enjoyed this fic and hoped for it's continuation. I'm five year late and super rusty, but I hope so much that this tale continues to please. You're all the best!

( In which there is a lot of traveling and location descriptions. )

DoTM Drabble, beware SPOILERS. Set during the movie.

( Pretty tame and introspective, otherwise. )

Title:All Applicants Welcome
Continuity: Marvel G1 inspired pre-war AU
Pairings: Bluestreak + Thundercracker/Skywarp,
Warnings: this chapter: robotic versions of depression and anxiety. Overall; graphic p'n'p, violence, genocide, questionable humor.

Summary: Destitute and desperate, Bluestreak becomes the Cybertronian equivalent of a mail-order bride. A story about politics.

This is a highly self-indulgent fic; I work on it to amuse or reward myself and it's pretty low priority on the writing scale. But I've got a chunk done and I'm sharing it now because sharing makes me happy and I deserve a treat.

( Two more notes before the fic itself, because I love lots of word building in a fic with a silly premise. )

Title: Administration
Continuity: G1 Season 3
Rating: G
Warnings: Hot Rod
Characters: Rodimus Prime, various OC Paradronians, Kup, ensemble
Notes: Many thanks to spacehussy for beta and support! I'm awesome because I write stories about giant space robot bureaucracy.

( In which Rodimus decides getting shot at is much easier than running a planet. )

Title: Teaching Young Bots Old Tricks
AKA: Ratchet, Ironhide, and Kup Do The Autobots

Pairing(s): This part; Ironhide/Optimus
Continuity: Transformers live-action movie. Takes places after the '07 movie and ignores ROTF. Also includes G1 characters and events.
Warnings: NOT Work Safe. Graphic descriptions of non-sticky/plug n' play robot sex. Slash, het, mentions of mech-preg. No beta, questionable humor. Please don't take this too seriously, because I'm not.
Summary: After the AllSpark's destruction, it was thought to be the end of the Cybertronian race. But there is another way -- a method of reproduction not practiced in hundreds of thousands of years and known only to the oldest mechs. Now it is up to them to instruct the clueless younger generation with a very hands on approach.

Written for [this prompt] on the Transformers Kink Meme.

[Part 1 | Part 2]

( In which Optimus and Ironhide are totes boyfriends and Ratchet may find this funny. )

On my list of "fic ideas that will never get fully written", one is the Autobots having won the war, and Prowl putting pretty much everyone, from captured Decepticons to Optimus Prime himself, on trial for war time conduct.

Needless to say, this goes over well with no-body.

It's an idea that's exciting to me, because it'd pretty much be "moral conflict, incompatible ideals, ethnics, justice, politics, meaning of freedom", all explored in pages upon pages of conversations and internal dialog.

In short, ridiculously cerebral and themes better integrated into a more engaging story. But since they're in my head, have a couple scenes anyway.

( I like to think I'm deep and insightful )

Perhaps one of these days I will write TF fic that is Serious and not Random Sex Humor. Maybe.

All right, the idea of Seekers going into heat, breeding, and have mobs of seeker-babies is a common TF fandom meme. I'm hardly immune to it's appeal, though I always feel slightly guilty for getting a kick out of it. After mentioning this kink meme prompt and explaining the entire breeding-Seeker-trend to my girlfriend, she found it hysterical and proceeded to shamelessly encourage me and feed my weird ideas.

And thus, Something was born.

If you really hate heat-nesting-broody-Seekers, you don't want to read this.

If you really love heat-nesting-broody-Seekers, you probably don't want to read this either. Go read Aeos, or "Nine Rings of Vos".

Title: Broody
Continuity: G1 Cartoon
Pairings: Megatron/Every Seeker Ever, No Really
Rating: Strong R
Warning: Implied sticky and spark interfacing. Not-nice-Decepticons. Starscream as himself. Bad parenting. Bad jokes. Cracky brain-fluff.

Summary: Seekers in heat go after the strongest mech. Written as a series of connected snippets.

"Windrush" is a fan-name for the pink and red seeker in this picture.

( Like all the truly great disasters in his long life, it started small and with Starscream. )

One of the things that always bugged me about "Revenge of the Fallen" (and the first live-action movie, for that matter) was how quickly and thoughtlessly the AllSpark Mutations were wiped out. This led me to an AU idea of Bumblebee adopting the Mutations instead of killing them and then really, really regretting it. I wrote out a (big) chunk of it for shits and giggles, but lack the motivation to either finish it... or give it a proper begining. Probably because I don't know how far I want to go with re-writing the entire ROTF train wreck of a plot.

But otherwise, it's 9K words sitting around aimlessly in my Google Docs and I have a chronic case of always wanting to share what I write, even when I probably shouldn't.

So for anyone who doesn't mind incomplete stuff, here you go. If I ever get the urge to finish it, it'll probably go on one of the fic coms.

Title: Namless
Rating: PG
Continuity: '07 and '09 live-action movie AU
Warning: Injury to a child. No beta, excessive rambling, attempts at humor, inconsistencies with the film, semi-original characters. Fanwank.

( In which Bumblebee is utter rubbish at naming kids. )