A Goose

DoTM Drabble, beware SPOILERS. Set during the movie.

( Pretty tame and introspective, otherwise. )

Drabble #1:

Title: Prelude
Continuity: Beast Wars
Pairing: Megatron/Dinobot
Warning: Implied sexy funtimes.
Summary: Megatron requests Dinobot's company. Pre-series. Not as funny as the rest of these.

Written for Caia, for the the_fic_trader.

( Dinobot expected the foreplay to involve more punching, you see. )

Drabble #2:

Title: Cheap Whore Cheap Whore
Continuity: G1 Cartoon
Pairing(s): Hot Rod/Ultra Magnus, Hot Rod/Blurr
Warning: Hot Rod as a hooker, implied sex, questionable humor
Summary: See warning.

Comment thread drabble, originally posted here in response to spacehussy's icon.

( I really have no excuse for this. )

Drabble #3:

Title: Egg Tending
Continuity: G1 Cartoon
Pairing: Thundercracker/Skywarp
Warning: Seeker eggs.

Comment thread drabble, originally posted here in response to this sketch by spacehussy

( Skywarp is thrilled. Thundercracker...not so much. )


Aaaaand now back to other writting,

On my list of "fic ideas that will never get fully written", one is the Autobots having won the war, and Prowl putting pretty much everyone, from captured Decepticons to Optimus Prime himself, on trial for war time conduct.

Needless to say, this goes over well with no-body.

It's an idea that's exciting to me, because it'd pretty much be "moral conflict, incompatible ideals, ethnics, justice, politics, meaning of freedom", all explored in pages upon pages of conversations and internal dialog.

In short, ridiculously cerebral and themes better integrated into a more engaging story. But since they're in my head, have a couple scenes anyway.

( I like to think I'm deep and insightful )

Perhaps one of these days I will write TF fic that is Serious and not Random Sex Humor. Maybe.

All right, the idea of Seekers going into heat, breeding, and have mobs of seeker-babies is a common TF fandom meme. I'm hardly immune to it's appeal, though I always feel slightly guilty for getting a kick out of it. After mentioning this kink meme prompt and explaining the entire breeding-Seeker-trend to my girlfriend, she found it hysterical and proceeded to shamelessly encourage me and feed my weird ideas.

And thus, Something was born.

If you really hate heat-nesting-broody-Seekers, you don't want to read this.

If you really love heat-nesting-broody-Seekers, you probably don't want to read this either. Go read Aeos, or "Nine Rings of Vos".

Title: Broody
Continuity: G1 Cartoon
Pairings: Megatron/Every Seeker Ever, No Really
Rating: Strong R
Warning: Implied sticky and spark interfacing. Not-nice-Decepticons. Starscream as himself. Bad parenting. Bad jokes. Cracky brain-fluff.

Summary: Seekers in heat go after the strongest mech. Written as a series of connected snippets.

"Windrush" is a fan-name for the pink and red seeker in this picture.

( Like all the truly great disasters in his long life, it started small and with Starscream. )